Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the animal, leading some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we check here gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a pen full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.